Published: December 8, 2025
Vibe of the week: Welcome to the post-shadow period of Mercury retrograde, the air is starting to clear but trickster energy still lurks around the corner. Double and triple check that you saved that important file, but also don’t forget to take your vitamin D.
Aries– Aries, the long dark winter looming ahead might be scary, but you don’t have to walk through the snow alone. You’re surrounded by those who are happy to trudge through the snowbanks right alongside you. There is warmth eternal for those with love in their hearts. Sing a song of love and mystery this week.
Taurus– Hello, Taurus! Have you been feeling particularly sleepy this week? The good news is that the semester is almost over, the bad news is that it’s finals season. Rest as much as you can whenever you have the time, but make sure you are also tying up the loose ends of your various projects. If provided the opportunity, it would be wise to put on a couple pairs of pants and roll around in the snow.
Gemini– You might feel like you’re in limbo this week, caught between two different battles with one behind you and another far, far off in the horizon. Try to relax into this liminal space, there is much to be learned from stillness and neutrality. Use this moment to your advantage, this is a time for dreaming, and for strategizing. Crack open your cold one of choice and have a nice meal with someone (plant, animal, human, mineral) you love.
Cancer– Wow, wow, wow. What a week it is for you. The heavens are blessing you this week with unexpected turnarounds, reversals of bad luck, and ways of seeing things anew. Something you might have thought was a lost cause has new life, and the beginning of a lucky streak for you has come. Watch your favorite holiday movie. Bonus points for cheesy romance.
Leo – You’ve been putting in some extra work this week, but it’s all worth it. Hard work in the right direction will always pay off. Spending all that time in the trenches can be isolating though, so don’t forget to connect with the ones you love most once you’ve clocked out. The stars suggest watching Twilight (2008) and resting those barkin’ dawgs.
Virgo– Virgo the weather (and the stars) are begging you to slow down. You’ve been going at a breakneck pace, so take this opportunity to hit the brakes and invest some time into asking yourself if all this work is building something that will feed your soul. This week, follow your stomach, and eat all the thanksgiving leftovers that your heart desires.
Libra– You might feel a little clumsier or less graceful than usual this week, Libra (I know, out of the ordinary for you!). Let yourself be messy, your loved ones will only appreciate you more for it. There is an increased chance of losing your keys this week, so hang on to them like there’s no tomorrow. Wear sparkles if you have them.
Scorpio– Well your season might be over but that doesn’t mean you have to turn in your diva card (like you ever would!) keep the momentum from your tumultuous and intriguing season rolling, don’t take this as a time to rest on your laurels. Follow up on all those bright ideas and plans you made, respond to that text you forgot about (I’m being so serious right now, bro)
Sagittarius– Do you feel like you’re living on the island of misfit toys? Surrounded by people who don’t seem to match your vibe can make you feel like you’re the odd one out. Being around people who you can be yourself around is important. This is your season, so don’t be afraid to shine. You might have a big birthday coming up, go all out with celebrations!
Capricorn– Self-care is the name of the game this week, Capricorn. You might feel tired because you’ve been keeping everything under control for so long, but it’s time to take some space for yourself and reconnect with what makes you happy. Do you have a favorite song to sing or dance to, or a favorite meal to make for yourself and enjoy? Lean into the joy and silliness that appears in front of you, it will be healing (I promise).
Aquarius– Where do you find your sense of belonging? This week, connecting with your friends, social groups, and organizations is a priority. You are already very wise, but there is so much more to learn from your community! Keep an open mind and an open heart, and speak truthfully, your words hold more power than usual. Keep your toes warm.
Pisces– Pisces, if there’s one thing you’re good at it’s dreaming up ideas. This is the week to follow up. You might have a million half finished creative projects on the stove, pick one and finish it. While you might have spent the last week catching up on sleep, this week do things that energize you instead, and take care of some administrative tasks you might have gotten behind on (deliberately procrastinated). Drink some hot chocolate and chill out already, good lord.
