Published: November 24, 2025
A comprehensive Astrological Overview of the signs by ASStrologers Ellie McGee (OBE) and Anna Schaeffer (South Portland) with contributions by Gina “the G” Capra Horoscopes week of ——November 2025
Aries: this is a week of ups and downs! Pay close attention to your dreams and messages from the other side, write them down if you remember them. Wear as much green as you can this week, Diva.
Taurus: get yourself a donut this week, make sure it has sprinkles. More importantly; be as extroverted as you possibly can be, change may be coming towards you on the horizon, distant as a flock of birds, you might not see it yet. But it’s coming…
Gemini: Try to have as few thoughts as possible this week. Your brain has been working overtime trying to keep up with you! Close your eyes to shut out the haters (trust us they’re out there) and listen to the sweet sound of silence.
Cancer: This week you may be feeling particularly fabulous. Try not to show off too much, you’ll make them sick with jealousy!! If you have two silly henchmen hanging around and being annoying, give them a treat. Eat as much soup as you possibly can.
Leo: Leo, if you feel it in your heart, it’s time to make a concerted effort to freak your crap. Let the world see you shine, you star! If you’re feeling shy, no worries. Host a karaoke party for one in your room.
Virgo: new love is coming into your life, they might just be a horse enthusiast. If you want to draw them nearer, use horse shampoo. Travel may have taken you far from home, but you’re never far from the hearts of those who love you.
Libra: the light of a million suns shine upon you this week! But you have to go outside if you want to absorb the rays. Take some vitamin D, get some takeout Chinese and prepare for another long week of slaying and having a great life.
Scorpio: It’s your season! Be the freakiest, scariest, most mystical version of yourself possible. But beware the scorpion’s sting, there could be trouble lurking around the corner. The stars say YES to stripes and NO to polka dots this week. Paisley is pushing it.
Sagittarius: pay attention to the finer details and don’t get discouraged. You might feel like you’ve been put on the spin cycle in the washing machine of life, but trust it will slow down soon and you’ll feel nice and clean when it’s over.
Capricorn: oh Capricorn, you have a good heart, and I will hold your hand saying this but, if you feel lonely and desolate, ask yourself if you have shown up for your friends the way you expect them to do for you. You might find some money in your pocket this week!
Aquarius: there are good things in store for you if and ONLY IF you make sure to brush your tongue every time you brush your teeth, you never know who might want to give you a kiss. Always be ready. Practice mindfulness and presence this week.
Pisces: this week is gonna slap, queen! Your hair looks great, your outfit is amazing, but -but seriously get your finances in order, and stop skipping class. Also your car sucks. Sorry. Money is coming to you!
All Signs Overall Vibe:
Dear students,
My goodness, finish and submit your discussion posts! And when the professor asks for a 250 word reply, take a deep breath, pull yourself together, and get creative with ways to meet the word count. If you don’t, the Brightspace goblins will Get You.
