Pisces
February 19-March 20
Time to switch to light beer. Your mellow demeanor and the upcoming vacation could have you lying low-too much time on the couch paired with March Madness and catching up on Lost could result in a few extra pounds.
This week, try blogging your hopes.
Aries
March 21-April 20
Now is the time for that new tattoo or haircut you’ve been thinking of. Just don’t get ‘Spring Break ’08’ or ‘Cancun Forever’ in permanent ink. Please.
This week, call a long-lost friend.
Taurus
April 21-May 20
Your self-admitted failings are still failings. Either fix it, or find a positive spin.
This week, lunch is on you.
Gemini
May 21-June 20
Be wary of pranksters. Someone could try your patience while trying to make you laugh. This week, try a new way of relaxing.
Cancer
June 21-July 21
Remember, the mess across the street could be at your doorstep in a matter of minutes. You can’t deny you care, why put off acting on it?
This week, get nostalgic!
Leo
July 22-August 21
Getting sentimental is something that happens to the best of us. There’s no better day than today to act on your feelings: break down and rent the Notebook. But you didn’t hear that from us.
This week, go to a lecture on campus.
Virgo
August 22- September 21
It’s no secret that you demand perfection. You’re a ray of sunshine, but remember – melanoma is a serious condition.
This week, not too much Facebook stalking.
Libra
September 22- October 21
Over-confidence could trip you up. Literally – watch your step! Avoid stilettos (and women in them).
This week, study on the 6th floor of Glickman.
Scorpio
October 22- November 21
Your home will resemble an amusement park without safety regulations for a few days, but it won’t knock you off your rocker. Nobody’s going to get hurt, so sit back and turn your bathtub into a log flume ride.
This week, try a new coffee shop.
Sagittarius
November 22-December 20
Nobody can nail you down, but this week, you’re going to feel a little off your game. Establish boundaries, and rotate your tires.
This week, trade back massages with a friend (or pay for a pro).
Capricorn
December 21- January 19
Listen to your inner sea-goat. Embrace socially-shunned facial hair styles and controversial political views.
This week, use a money clip, they’re kinda handy.
Aquarius
January 20-February 18
The world is going to feel a little crowded. Be sure to keep an eye on the people around you and don’t underestimate your own importance.
This week, hang-dry your clothes.