Oct. 14
Can’t you smell that smell 9:58 p.m.-Someone at the School of Law reported a strange odor.
Oct. 13
My drugs have been violated 11:20 p.m.-Police responded to a drug violation outside Dickey Wood Hall in Gorham. No one was at the scene on the officer’s arrival.
Twice 8:09 p.m.-Officers checked for a drug violation outside of Dickey Wood Hall, but no one was on scene.
Oct. 12
I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly 11:16 p.m.-Someone at Dickey Wood Hall reported peanut butter and jelly on a door. Responsible party cleaned the door.
Oh, crap 9:52 p.m.-Officers responded to the Glickman Family Library in Portland for a report of sewer odor. Facilities Management notified.
This isn’t a community center, sir 7:58 p.m.-A homeless man was removed from the Abromson Community Center in Portland and taken to the Milestone Shelter.
Oct. 11
I see booze in you 11:58 p.m.-Two summons for alcohol possession by consumption were issued at the New Residence Hall.
Addressing a problem 12 p.m.-A burglary reported by Portland campuses Mail Services is currently under investigation.
Doggy in the window 9 a.m.-Someone reported a dog was locked in a car in the Portland parking garage. Officers could not locate the dog or car.
Oct. 9
Move it along, people 9:39 a.m.-A criminal trespass notice was served to a subject on the Portland campus.
Oct. 8
A real Emeril Lagassi 8:07 p.m.-Gorham Fire Department responded to an alarm in Philippi Hall. The alarm was caused by burning food.
Oct. 7
Maybe cooking isn’t for you 9:19 p.m.-Gorham Fire Department responded to a smoke alarm at Robie Andrews Hall. The smoke was caused by burning food.
Oct. 5
Lots can be scary places 8:33 p.m.-Officers checked on the welfare of someone in the P-2 student parking lot in Gorham.
Do you smell that? 6:03 p.m.-The odor of natural gas was reported in Portland’s Science Building. Portland Fire Department and the gas company checked the area.
Put it away 12:25 a.m.-A verbal warning was given to someone on College Avenue in Gorham for public indecency.
Oct. 4
Boozebag #1 11:57 p.m.-A summons was given to someone in Portland Hall for possession of alcohol by consumption.
Boozebag #2 11:20 p.m.-A summons was given to someone at Gorham’s New Residence Hall for possession of alcohol by consumption.
Gee, it’s not even 11 p.m.-A summons was issued to someone in the G-11 parking lot in Gorham for possession of alcohol.
Take it back to the Harbor 9:50 p.m.–Samuel Mayhew, 19, of Boothbay Harbor, was arrested for three counts of assault and one count of obstruction. He was also given a summons for possession of alcohol by consumption and served a criminal trespass notice.
Sept. 30
I’m sober, ociffer 3:31 a.m.-A summons was issued to someone in Portland Hall for possession of alcohol by consumption.
Roughed up 12:24 a.m.-Zechariah Block, 18, of Monroe, and Joel Rackliffe, 20, of Searsport, were arrested for disorderly conduct in Portland Hall. Both were given criminal trespass orders and summons for possession of alcohol by consumption.