Name?
Marie Stolzenburg
Age?
24
Major?
English
What was the first thing that came to mind as I introduced myself?
Oh shit! I have to have my picture taken.
What do you want to do with your degree?
Probably write for a paper somewhere. I would like to become a food critic.
Where are you from?
Madison, WI
What is your favorite thing about classes?
The best lectures ever by Rick Swartz.
Do you have any roommates?
I live with my boyfriend.
Are you a night owl or an early bird?
I’m naturally a night owl and school forces me to be an early bird.
What do you do for fun?
I drink wine and play Scrabble.
What was your worst dating experience?
It’s been a while.
Are you in any clubs at USM?
Mmm, mmm (no). I don’t feel like I have time for it. Otherwise I would be.
If you could start a club at USM, what would it be?
I’m really pissed about the whole parking thing and how everybody bitches about not being able to park when many of them could easily walk or bike. An anti-car club.
What would make this school even better?
If the computer lab was open ’til three in the morning and if the food in the cafeteria didn’t suck so bad.
Any advice for USM student?
Drink less, study more.
What was the hardest thing about this interview?
That the questions were lame.