Dearest Editor,
I have not written before, but after reading one of the most biased articles in the history of me reading the news (and I’m subscribed to Fox news), I felt I must say something. How much did they pay you to print that garbage?
I hope it was a lot if “It’s too healthy, I want more chocolate” was the only protest you could find.
How about “It’s overpriced, inconvenient, and run by the devil.” I think that would be my number one complaint.
Apparently Aramark (in their own despicable ways) have decided that only people in Gorham should have easy access to drinks and snacks after 5 p.m., leaving all the students with night classes (and I can’t be the only one) without caffeine.
Once upon a time there were 24-hour machines there that you could go to if you had an evening class, and get a honey-bun and a Pepsi, to quiet the rumblings of my stomach after having to skip dinner to come straight from work.
I guess I can’t blame Aramark. They are greedy and shameless, and would do anything to increase profit, including starving students that get hungry after six.
But I expected better from you. Last semester I found you funny and insightful. I’ll try reading your next issue, perhaps this was a fluke, to make the school seems wonderful to the freshman. This article, however, will be lining my hamster’s cage.
Hoping for Better,
Heather The Thirsty