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MIRANDA VALENTINE COLUMNIST When the new A and E editor Josh e-mailed and asked me to write a column for this week’s paper, I paused. At graduation, I had fully intended on deciding how I would answer that question by the end of the summer. I just didn’t realize that the end of summer would come so very quickly.
Lounging at the Lounge
ALEX VELIGOR
CONTRIBUTING WRITER
As I walked into the lounge I
was hit by a wall of scent – Chanel
Crystal to be precise. This scent
was a precursor of what was to come
when a visitor walks into Bubba’s.
It suggests sweet sensuality, with
overtones of excitement and
sexuality released like a caged
woman.
Rockwell Kent
Since installed in late June, Rockwell Kent continues to light up the Portland Museum of Art. To commemorate Kent’s move to Maine 100 years ago, the museum is running a multi-level exhibit dedicated to the work created by Kent. With visions spanning from Greenland to Alaska to right here in Maine, Kent’s paintings strongly focus on the way light plays on the landscapes.
Listings
Monday, September 19,2005 Sanford Maine Stage Company – Auditions have been extended for Sanford Maine Stage Companyʼs production of Charles Dickens great classic: GREAT EXPECTATIONS, Directed by John Alexander Monday, 6:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. *Especially in need are adult men 18-60* Please contact : 207-324-9691 or online at: www.
Safety, Speed and Fuel Efficiency
Sarah Wolpow
Guest Columnist for
FootPrint
Twelve months of struggling to maneuver our hefty baby girl into the back of our two-door car finally convinced us it was time for a more practical vehicle. Agreeing on a car with four doors was easy; after that our opinions diverged.
Letter from the Editor
JOSEPH R. THOMPSON
EXECUTIVE EDITOR
Sitting on the shuttle to Gorham last week, I got to hear the greatest phone conversation with memorable lines like “yeah, a bacon cheeseburger would be great for dinner,” and “I couldn’t stop it, so I joined in.” I haven’t any clue what “it” was, but I bet “it” had nothing to do with a burger.
Students on Student Involvement
AMANDA BLAKE
GUEST COLUMNIST, FROM THE
STUDENT SENATE
Student involvement at USM has greatly improved in the last two years. Four years ago the events that took place on campus were unattended, USM sports teams had little to no support from students and involvement in student government was less than desirable.
Editor’s pick: Sly Chi
I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more Sly Chi! If Tower of Power, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Chicago, and Stevie Wonder had a mass orgy with Phish video taping, Sly Chi would inevitably be their love child. This eight piece ensemble complete with a wailing brass section belts audiences with amazing originals and some favorite covers.
Gulf of Maine Area program up for renewal
ANNE HOBBY STAFF WRITER Who said you need to go to Florida to swim with the dolphins? The water in Maine might be too cold for the tourists but not for the indigenous white-sided dolphin. They are one of hundreds of marine species the Gulf of Maine Area Program, a field project of the International Census of Marine Life, is studying.
In Brief
FOR 35 STUDENTS ON THE GORHAMCAMPUS, LABOR DAY LIVED UP TO ITSNAME. – From USM, 35 students worked all day on Labor Day doing five community service projects in Gorham. Overseen by Kate Rotroff of the Gorham Center for Volunteers and Community Education, the students painted the Gorham town gazebo, the “snack shack” at the little league baseball field, the deck at the Gorham Recreation Department and ten soccer goals at the Little Falls Recreation area.
Campus Crime
compiled by the USM Police Department – Sept. 8The fountain in the Gorham Student Center was soaped during the night causing damage to the coolant system. – There were reports of possible bias at WMPG due to the defacement of a member ID card between August 15 and August 19.
USM community responds to Katrina victims
Student groups and individuals
on both campuses have joined
in organizing relief efforts for
Hurricane Katrina victims.
“It’s been an incredible
response. People want to respond
and they want to help in any way
possible,” said Cass Newell, a
senior majoring in human biology.
“There are certainly a lot of goodhearted
folks out there that are
willing to step up to the plate.
They’ve been really incredible and
I’m looking forward to working
with everyone.”
Newell is in charge of
organizing the various relief efforts
of students on campus. To that
end she is organizing a series of
fundraising events centered around
Homecoming, which includes
bottle drives, a 50/50 raffle, coin
collection cans in high profile
campus locations, and a car wash.
Newell is also trying to get a
car donated to be raffled off and
is making arrangements with the
Comedy Connection in Portland to
have a comedy night on the Portland
campus.
“Honestly, I considered a leave
of absence this semester to go down
south,” said Newell, but instead
she “called the Red Cross and
asked if I could help.” Newell had
fundraising experience from having
participated in the American AIDS
Ride for three years.
Newell chose to focus most
of her fundraising efforts around
Homecoming because of its
visibility on campus as well as
Homecoming week being at about
the same time as Newell hoped to
have completed her fund raising
efforts. “Because it’s such an
immediate need I’m pretty focused
on keeping people focused on this
event and the immediate nature of
it.”
Newell said she would like to
see the donation to the Red Cross
total about $10,000, a number
she thinks is entirely possible,
especially if she can get a car
donated. She emphasized that the
work is being done by many more
people than herself.
Separate from Newell’s
efforts, WMPG hosted their own
miniature Mardi Gras event on
Tuesday in order to raise money for
WWOZ, a community radio station
in New Orleans. According to John
Dennison, development director for
WMPG, the station chose to support
another radio station because the
two stations are kindred spirits.
“We felt the best way WMPG
could exert hurricane relief was to
go with what we know,” Dennison
said. “That would be a great trend
for all businesses.” For WMPG this
means businesses in the same trade
should help each other through hard
times like WWOZ is going through
after Hurricane Katrina damaged
USM Women’s lacrosse team on the move
The Lady Huskies and new head coach, Meredith Bickford, have high hopes for the season.
“We will be a forced to be reckoned with this year,” Bickford said.
USM has only nine returning players, and of those nine, only three are seniors. The Huskies will have to rely on a mix of new and old players to help turn around a program that has struggled in its five year history.
Huskies take advantage of Florida weather
Not only do major league baseball teams like the Red Sox trek to Florida to warm up for the season, but USM’s own Huskies recently returned from Clearwater, Florida after an intense eight-day spring training.
The team returned with a 7-4 record. They played at least one game per day with two double headers.
David Kish
heart-comic #22
Salome’s Stars
ARIES (March 21 to April 19) A problem in getting a workplace project up and moving might upset the Lamb, who likes things done on time. But be patient. The delay could turn out to be a blessing in disguise.
TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) Your instincts are usually on the mark, so if you feel uneasy about being asked for advice on a certain matter, it’s probably a good idea that you opt not to comply with the request.
Force looks forward
This year’s 34th Student Government Elections, held March 21 to the 24, were the first elections for the position of Student Body President. Joshua Force, a junior majoring in political science, was one of the three candidates running for the position. Force came in third, losing to Joshua Chaisson.
Young looks ahead
Senator Caroline Young will return for the 34th Student Senate following a failed bid for USM Student Body President. Young ran for president and senator-in the at-large constituency. In the University’s first election for Student Body President, Caroline was the third candidate to toss her hat into the ring.
Lifestyle
When my father Ethan and stepmother Amy started the almost-two-year process of adopting a baby girl from China, both my fianc? Matt and my best friend Ciera told me, “Well, I think you’re finally ready.” This may seem like an odd thing for them to say, but they were both right-had my dad and Amy begun such a process a few years earlier, I may not have been so “ready” to be a sister.
Feel the Love with “Beautiful Locals”
It’s good to see a local music scene that has the ability to create an album like “Beautiful Locals.” The album is the brainchild of Mark Curdo, a local music aficionado who had the genius idea of having Portland musicians cover (now bear with me on this part) other Portland musicians.
Laughing all the way to the bank
USM is well known for its often sharp and poignant-but not exactly comedic-plays. That changed this weekend, with “A Midsummer Night’s Dream,” USM’s first full-blown comedy in over two years. The commotion surrounding the University’s production had been growing since tryouts were held last semester; by dress rehearsal this past Wednesday, the five-day performance, held in Gorham’s Black Box Theatre, was completely sold out.
“Livin’ in Red, White and Blue”
Brooks N’ Dunn, a country band with family ties to Portland, performed Wednesday night at the Cumberland County Civic Center to a sold out crowd. This staffer was fortunate enough to be there. They put on a non-stop, action-packed show, complete with 30-foot blow up props-two of which were cowgirls riding mechanical bulls.