Name: Dorn w. McMahon III
Where are you from? Caldwell, NJ
Why did you choose USM?
Because my best friend goes to school here. She told me I had to.
If you were supreme being of all that is USM, what would you do to make life better for the USM student?
I’d implant a chip in each students head to make then less apethetic to all the administration and faculty issues.
What is your most embarrassing USM experience?
Being asked to be Joe Student.
College: educational enrichment or four year party?
Enriching four year party.
What is the most significant thing that you have learned here?
It only takes one person to change the world.
What do you do when you are not at USM?
Play my guitar on the eastern prom, and go to Granny’s Burritos.
How does your major and educational direction compare to your childhood aspirations?
There’s no comparison. Communication has nothing to do with being a cowboy or a dentist.
Bitch and Animal, Eternally Hard
Amelie or Bandits
Do you feel that political correctness at USM is out of hand or needs more enforcement? Explain?
It needs more guidance, not enforcement. I think people don’t know what political correctness is, so how can they practice it? Political correctness isn’t about walking on egg shells, it’s about being respectful.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
VCR’s that blink 12:00.
To where would you like to Travel and why?
I’d love to travel to Egypt to go to the pyramids because my friend went there and she said it was incredible.
If you could say one sentence to George W., what would it be?
Where the hell do you get off acting like this?
There is a man-eating cows around a prison. Three inmates escape and one is eaten by the cow. In turn, the other two inmates eat the cow…is this cannibalism? Why or why not?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one’s around to hear it, do USM students still get a fee for it?